My DDP!

Well most of you got it wrong as the title is not even remotely close to what I have in mind. Actually this self-made acronym stands for My Drop Dead Poo. Ok now honestly speaking its really difficult for anyone to have a close look at my poo. Its incerdibly obnoxious smell has a lethal effect on its beholders. Some may cry out in pain. Some may manage to puke the thing off, but to most its a drop dead experience. It needs a huge heart and the nose of a sanitary worker to stand my excreta more than a few seconds.

I have well thought out plans to turn it into a Weapon of Mass Destruction. The only preparation required is a good diet of Eggs, Aloo Parathas with Biryani to top it all off. And there you have a potentially life-threatning chemical weapon. If you have a person you hate like hell, please do read on. The weapon can be purchased in a variety of colors, ranging from white (!) to yellow, to green and to even black at rough times. But dear potential customers, a worst case scenario of a permanent state-of-extreme-shock is guaranteed.

I have the state-of-the-art testing facility in my wing "Lesunos" here in my hostel. The testing procedure involves having a shit and leaving the toilet un-flushed, only to wait for the test subject to arrive. You may pretend taking a piddle just beside the toilet. The reaction of the unfortunate onlooker instantaneously testifies the quality of my product.

Hope this has generated enough interest for my newest range of products. Still unconvinced ? Try it out now, its free as a special introductory offer!